Another gem from my basement. Sorry little me, all of your fears will come true, and you will be less popular in grade 8 than you were in grade 7.
These fears for Grade 8
Extry Extry! Headlines From My Life I
3 WEEKS OF ‘SMASH’ TO BE DELETED OFF PVR IN ANTICIPATION OF UPCOMING ‘COMMUNITY’ TRIPLE EPISODE.
INVESTIGATORS STILL UNSURE IF FLOOR SOCK IS CLEAN OR DIRTY
WINDOW BAY HERB GARDEN TAKES A HIT AFTER RESIDENT LOSES INTEREST
POTATO CHIP EMBARGO ANNOUNCED FRIDAY
XBOX MAY SOON BE DECOMMISSIONED, INSIDERS SAY. ‘RED RING OF DEATH’ A CONTINUING PROBLEM
UPCOMING FINAL THREATENS TUESDAY VIEWING OF ‘SAFE’
SEASON 4 OF ‘FRINGE’ COMES TO A HALT. ALTERNATIVE FRIDAY PLANS TO BE DISCUSSED
INSIDER SPILLS THE BEANS ON WHY MINISTRY OF EDUCATION CHEQUE WAS MAILED LATE
RUMORS HEAT UP REGARDING MISSING ‘DORA THE EXPLORER’ BIRTHDAY CARD
RING POPS GAIN LEAD IN ‘WORST PARTY FOOD’ POLL
Hair Metal
Some people have asked me recently how I keep my hair so shiny and soft, so I thought I would finally break the years of silence and share my patented super secret method. It starts, ladies, with a healthy intake of mammal blood. A pint a day should do, at least at the start.
Actually the truth is that my hair is disastrously unhealthy. Yesterday for example, there was a three inch long tuft sticking straight out the back. Like, did half of my hair just fall out? What happened there? It was an alarming way to start a Sunday. Also, sometimes my hair hurts.
So on that note, let’s get to it!
I’ve already discussed my overpriced hairbrush purchase. I use a Mason Pearson Boar and Nylon bristle brush. It’s fantastic and a great investment if you, ya know, consider hair brushes to be investment pieces.
- 40 Mark Strasse
Port of Morrow
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The Shins’ Port of Morrow is my favourite album of the year so far. I’ve had it in heavy rotation since it came out in March. The whole album is very evocative, but this track in particular gets me every time.
Here is another find from my basement. I think this sums up pretty accurately what it meant to be a tween in the late 90s. Still love you, Prinze!
This notebook with a Freddie Prinze Jr. sticker on it.
